So here I am, on GAG, trying to pass the time Just get yr cute little asses into that kitchen / Now be good boys, don’t even start bitchin’ / You got cheap sperm, I got valuable eggs /īut I’ll getcha 4 lyf with a drop of dirty blood / What? you can’t pump yr own GAS? ahahahha ?? ::scrapes sunshine off cars in driveway:: …but speaking of, I hear this year out there was a bummer /īoth you boys took a nap and slept through the whole damn “summer” Wassat?, no, that ain’t ‘bout the weather in yr part of the USA / Y’all motherfuckers wish you could fuck THIS mother of three <3Īhah little boys I’ll whup yr asses like 50 Shades of Grey /
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Y’all other suckers thank me for droppin’ rhymes for free / GAGers all the way from Bombay to Los Angeles be feelin’ it / You can call this rhyme Harambe cause I’m absolutely killin’ it / ::realizes I’ve had short hair for a month now:: Just don't expect me to pull my dick out for ya aight, Harambe? You know not being a creepy shit is a helluva startīUT GOD DAMMIT LISA, you're TEARING ME APART!!!Īlso, brownie points for the most creative line ?ĭon't worry bruh, I don't judge if you're gayīut here's a bag of dicks when you feel some typa way She always complainin bout me sayin this, that and then the otherĭa fuck dog, she thinks I need some viagra enhancers?īitch, shut the fuck up and maybe you wouldn't have cancer No homoĭamn son you bitch more that bitches mother You might have a chance since dis bitch be badīitches be cheating on me and that's a no no I might let you borrow this bitches pantiesīut you ain't fuckin dis bitch so fuck off Denny You might think you can join in anytime you wantīut get the fuck away cause my dick is ready to flaunt For those who need some inspiration, here's mine (The Room reference)īruh, you can't hit dat cause your timing's impeccableīut if you didn't get beat up on Guerrero I'd think you're highly respectable Most creative and original freestyler gets mho. So it got us wondering which gagger can spit the best bars. Naturally, I put down my boy, Lil' Dicky, aka flapjack, aka micropenis, aka, Jewish soft served This is inspired by my girl, who asked about which rapper has the best freestyle